I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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