We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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