Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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