Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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