He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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