I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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