You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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