i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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