People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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