why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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