Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
