She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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