Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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