Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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