Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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