I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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