You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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