I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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