: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
