Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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