My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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