So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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