Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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