Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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