have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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