Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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