Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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