what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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