She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Is it because I queefed?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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