How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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