no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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