Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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