I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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