i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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