franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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