love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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