similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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