i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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