College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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