You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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