Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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