I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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