Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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