help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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