I have demons in me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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