PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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