i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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