North Korea, Best Korea!
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
