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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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