he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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