Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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