someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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